What would [TheFallenThespian] do if-

[1] I committed suicide:
I would cry as to why someone with such great potential in this world would be taken away in such a manner; and would be ridden with the guilt that I should have intervined. I would mourn at the funeral,with every memory of my dear friend, and at the mere mention of her.

[2] I said I liked you:
Whoa there, kiddo! You know me, I respect you as a friend!

[3] I kissed you:
I would be all like "WTF?" and probably scoot away slowly.

[4] I lived next door to you:
I would wake you up with all my loud ranting at night, and then invite you over for some scrumpious tea and crumpets in the morning.

[5] I started smoking:
I would punch you in your dirty whore mouth!
And then steal your cigs!

[6] I stole something:
I would punch you in your dirty whore face!
And then steal what you stole!

[7] I was hospitalized:
I would punch you in-
Oh wait, sorry...
I mean, I would visit you whenever I can.

[8] I ran away from home:
I would freak out and probably think you got kidnapped instead.
Then I'd post some MISSING flyers all over and go all crazy vigillante on the city.

[9] I got into a fight and you weren't there:
I would hunt you down, see if you were okay, assess any injuries, treat them, hunt down the perpertrators, and jump them with a very sharp spork.

What do you think about my:
[1] Personality:
Awesomes! You're very fun loving and accepting!

[2] Eyes:
They're green right?
Anyhoo, they're very sexy!

[3] Face:
Nice and round, with such adorable freckles!

[4] Hair:
Freakin' red hair kicks ass, gingers are the coolest cats out there.

[5] Clothes:
Very nice earthy tones most of the times you know, its quite pleasing to the eyes compared to the crap most kids wear these days.

[6] Mannerisms:
Very kind and accepting, I apreciate it alot!

Other:
[1] Who are you?
Who do you think I am?
I'm the whisper by your shoulder
When you're teetering on the rise
I'm the hand to pull you back
When the pain cannot subside
I'm the unravel of your thoughts
When the worst has left you lost
I'm the sigh upon your lips
When you're kneeling at the Cross
I'm the angel to postpone your end
You can call me the Fallen Thespian

[2] Are we friends?
Hopefully.

[3] When and how did we meet?
I think it was through Welsh Monkey last year.

[4] How have I affected you?
Yu're the first red head I've ever met!
And we worked together to end the hate and stigma against GSA.

[5] What do you think of me?
You're a really kind person who has the type of personality that everyone loves.

[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?
Doing the No on Prop 8 rally. That was crazy awesomes!

[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?
Friends for life!

[8] Do you love me?
Like a friend loves another friend.

[9] Have I ever hurt you?
No, not yet.

[10] Would you hug me?
Of course!

[11] Would you kiss me?
What?

Uh, no.

[12] Would you fuck me?
Nope.

[13] Would you marry me?
No, I'll pass.

[14] Emotionally, what stands out?
Your will to do what's right.

[15] Do you wish I was cooler?
That's like asking the sun to be hotter.
You're the coolest vegan I know!

[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
DAMNIT I HATE MATH.
Uh, 10 and a sofa.

[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
The Ruby Robber.

I dunno, it just popped in my head when I read what you asked for. I was like "Okay, hopefully she doesn't ask about- GODDAMNIT NOW I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS!"

[18] Am I lovable?
Like a small baby bunny just opening its eyes for the first time, rubbing its wittle face with even wittler white paws.

[19] How long have you known me?
A year or two, I guess.

[20] Describe me in one word.
What?

Oh damnit, I didn't mean that I didn't fully understand because I was reading an article about people dying of malaria or something.

What I meant was: Determined!

[21] What was your first impression?
I was like, "They DO exist!"
And then I was like, oh sweet she has the same views I have!

[22] Do you still think that way about me now?
Yeah I haven't seen another natural red head vegan around yet.

[23] What do you think my weakness is?
A Bible-thumping butcher wearing a fur coat?

[24] Do you think I'll get married?
Sure, why not?

[25] What about me makes you happy?
Your courage in the face of criticism!

[26] What about me makes you sad?
We can't eat the same foods sometimes.

[27] What reminds you of me?
PETA.

[28] What's something you would change about me?
Your addiction to your cellphone at times.

[29] How well do you know me?
Enough to stalk you.

[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
Nosiree.

[31] Do you think I would kill someone?
Yeah! But in an emotional sense...

[32] Are we close?
I don't know, you tell me.

[33] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?
That's something for the next episode of:

THE DEVIANT DIARIES!

(Wait a sec, didn't I technically already post this on my journal? Is this like some crazy Twilight Zone paradox?)